Yep, it’s a thing. And no, these guys don’t wear pinstripe suits or drive Cadillacs. Think less Sopranos and more sweaty guy in his mom’s basement blasting out Gmail accounts like he’s playing Whac-A-Mole.
Here’s how the scam works:
- They drop a bunch of fake 1-star reviews on your profile.
- Then, like clockwork, you get an email promising the nightmare will “go away” if you just pay up.
- Translation: it’s mob-style extortion, only with worse grammar.
A Real Example (Fresh Off Last Week)
One of my Google Business Profile optimization clients got hit with close to 20 fake 1-star reviews last Friday. Brutal, right? By Monday—thanks to our optimization and reporting system—every single one of those bogus reviews was wiped clean. It was like it never happened.
This is the power of having your GBP dialed in and monitored properly. Scammers don’t stand a chance when Google has the right signals in place to flag abuse.
What Should You Do?
First off—don’t panic and definitely don’t reply. These scammers want you rattled.
Here’s your game plan:
- Report the reviews to Google. They’ve gotten a lot better at spotting review-bombing patterns and yanking them.
- Trust the process. Google is moving quicker now, and they even label suspicious reviews during investigation so people know they’re shady.
- Keep stacking real reviews. A steady stream of genuine, positive feedback from your happy clients will drown out the noise faster than you think.
And if you’re using a service like our Google Business Profile Optimization, you’ll have someone watching your back.
Bottom line: don’t give the “Review Mafia” your energy. Report, move on, and keep doing what you do best—serving real customers who actually know your name. Let Google play detective while these scammers practice their bad Al Pacino impressions somewhere else.
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